It is my policy not to discuss work other than in passing. But I’m sure my readers assumed I work, well maybe not both my readers but at least one of them must have. Well, as of Friday, I resigned my position and my last day will be Jan 29th. Its not necessary that I mention the company by name or get into the reasons I’m leaving. That would be inappropriate. All I will say is that I learned a lot, had more good times than bad, and made some new friends.
So, what the hell am I going to do? Well, I’m going it alone. Freelance. In other words, I’m going on a ramen noodle diet. So I’ll be setting up the Valence Street site again, starting a twitter and facebook presence….you know, all the shit you have to do to get the word out that you’re starving to death due to a lack of work. Alright, enough of that. I’m actually very excited about this opportunity. I’ll be prosthelytizine how amazing I am at what I do. Hey, it worked for the Christians right? I’ll do my best not to project that whole, Amway/Life Insurance salesman thing. But, lets face it, if I’m going to do this I need to find some work.
By now you must be thinking….’wow, you are a really impressive unemployed person. how can i help?’. (i always imagine other people think in lower case.) Well, I’ve anticipated your desire to help someone so amazing as myself and have devised several options:
- If you would like to send Money you can send it to Haiti through the Red Cross or other respectable organization.
- If you would like to send Food you can send it to Haiti through the Red Cross or other respectable organization.
- If you want to send Clothing you can send it to Haiti through the Red Cross or other respectable organization.
I think you get my point. I mean really, those cats down there are fucked. So if anyone can help out at all I think its the right thing to do. There aren’t a lot of opportunities to help someone un-fuck their life. Don’t miss this one.
And on a more inappropriate note, anyone who’s ever given money to Pat Robertson, or any of his ilk, I want you to figure out how much money you’ve given over the course of your lifetime, double that amount and send it to Haiti right away. Stupid doddering old man makes me…I’ve known a few doddering old men in my time. Hell, I intend to be one when I get a little older. You know what the difference is? No one is going to pay attention to me. No one is going to send me buckets of money for saying ignorant shit. Fuck that guy. I hope his ass falls inside out.
And just in case you missed what I’m referring to, you can read this: I’m linking to another site cause I don’t even want his face on my site.
Haiti – Help – Do it.
