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Archive for May, 2009

Ashes to Ashes

30 May

I’m not exactly a movie buff. I’m not even slightly buff. But I’ve been tooling around looking at stuff on the internet and I found this great movie. Ifs a fan movie based on the Batman franchise. Its a little intense and dark. Its also in french. And its in spot coloration black and white. So watch it if the violence won’t bother you.

Here’s the site: http://www.ashestoashes-themovie.com/

but it looks like its all over MySpace and every other damn place. I’m so trendy.

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librarium

28 May

Well, its been about two weeks since I’ve posted anything which is not good. My parents came to town and helped me work on the shanty. It was a great time!

The other night the termites were swarming as they sometimes do this time of year. They really like light so I’d turned off the back ‘is that an alien ship?” floodlight on the back gable. But dad and I had been working in the attic and I’d forgotten to turn off the lights up there. Also not good. So I had to clumb up there in my jammies and turn the damn lights off.

So that’s my boring story of the day. Oh well, sorry sportsfans.

Maybe this will cheer you up? Yes, yes, I think it will.

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Twitter and twitter accessories….

15 May

I got on the twitter thing cause I like to play with new shit – and besides, Lizzy de Termite was asking about it and I realized I didn’t know enough about it to adequetly explain what it is and how it works in a sentence.

Overall, it isn’t bad, its just a little trite. most social networking crap is trite whether its a blog (this one being no exception) or MySpace and all the variations out there. At any rate, I’m just not that into it. But, in my looking around I ddi find some fun to be had and here you go:

Helen Keller’s Twitter

Someone’s Dead Cat

The Whale from the National History Museum in New York

Some Chick’s fish

and lastly….

Darth Vader

And I’m going to build One Of These to stab into my right nut and have it twitter me when I need get laid.

Enjoy it chumps.

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and then there’s this…..

06 May

I was sitting here eating my cereal this morning getting ready to go to work reading the news online as I am prone to do. I saw this title: “Afganistan’s only pig quarantined in flu fear” and I thought, ‘man, there are so many things wrong with that headline do I even want to click on it?’ Well of course I did expecting that the story would be about 10 words long and offering only a little more detail about said pig.

Here’s the sad sad story including details about the Afgani zoo and a short history of the Afgani peoples’ love of animals

So, if you ignor geography, and statistical math and the social weirdness that leads a country to having only one pig and if you can even ignore the fact that China, a very overtly opressive society lookes at Aftganistan and thinks, Damn, those cats are fucked up and then in a classic, prank nudged each other and say, ‘I know, we’ll send them a pig, ya know, so they’ll have one to gawk at’. If you can ignore all that, then you still have the problems that arise from even a passing knowledge of biology.

I’ll give you an example of what I mean. If I don’t have the clap and in the process of “enjoying myself” before bed, I accidentally get some of my own ejaculate into a cut on my own hand, well, I can’t give myself the clap that way.

And on a personal note: stop throwing grenades at lions.

The defense rests.

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