I was sitting here eating my cereal this morning getting ready to go to work reading the news online as I am prone to do. I saw this title: “Afganistan’s only pig quarantined in flu fear” and I thought, ‘man, there are so many things wrong with that headline do I even want to click on it?’ Well of course I did expecting that the story would be about 10 words long and offering only a little more detail about said pig.
Here’s the sad sad story including details about the Afgani zoo and a short history of the Afgani peoples’ love of animals
So, if you ignor geography, and statistical math and the social weirdness that leads a country to having only one pig and if you can even ignore the fact that China, a very overtly opressive society lookes at Aftganistan and thinks, Damn, those cats are fucked up and then in a classic, prank nudged each other and say, ‘I know, we’ll send them a pig, ya know, so they’ll have one to gawk at’. If you can ignore all that, then you still have the problems that arise from even a passing knowledge of biology.
I’ll give you an example of what I mean. If I don’t have the clap and in the process of “enjoying myself” before bed, I accidentally get some of my own ejaculate into a cut on my own hand, well, I can’t give myself the clap that way.
And on a personal note: stop throwing grenades at lions.
The defense rests.