monkeywithabutcherknife

Well, I like this for several reasons:

1. Jem is the name of the little boy in To Kill A Mockingbird
2. The song is just amazing
3. side-boob

And this is a list of my most impressive poo piles. They have been thrown far and wide. If you’ve liked the site over the years this will be a good reminder as to why you keep coming back. And if you don’t like the site, then it just kind of silly that you’re even reading this – so you deserve what you get. And lastly, to any new readers that just stumbled across this – I appologize. Really. Sorry about this.

In no particular order:

• Short Buss Special or Extra Cookie Special
• Damn It!!
• Drink’n with the pilots
• good advice
• odd numbers
• Being a person
• Say aaaahhhh!!!!
• Cinco de Mayo!!

And lastly, I have to say, I have a particular love of this one post: Bastille Day

I hope you all enjoy reading these as much as I enjoyed writing them.

Thanks.

Well, I’m back, my hapless mooks. With new software, and a new server. I’ve migrated all the old posts (which didn’t come over clean so I had to “touch them up”) and in the process I got review the long history of bad decision making that I collectively refer to as ‘monkeywithabutcherknife.com’.

Consider this my Christmas present to you all – it isn’t coal, but pretty close since if you print out the posts you can burn them and they are of little use otherwise.

Maybe this time I can hold it together enough to post with some regularity. We’ll see.

Now listen to the base go Boom!

*:LL Cool J

“Don’t call it a comeback
I been here for years
Rockin my peers and puttin suckas in fear
Makin the tears rain down like a MON-soon
Listen to the bass go BOOM”