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Postmodernism

31 Aug

I’ve been thinking I should write here more since I can write whatever I want and don’t have to answer to anyone or anything. Not that there’s a lot to answer for, but still. Problem being, is lately I’m not so hip on putting myself out there for criticism. I could lock the site down or only allow the comments I want to be posted but that kind of goes against the idea of this site. Besides, I’d still have to look at all the bullshit comments, even if I don’t publish them. So I don’t know what I’m going to do yet.

So the postmodernism thing in the title…well, I’ve always liked postmodernism for some reason. Don’t bother looking it up if you don’t know what it is – looking it up won’t help anyway. Basically its an attempt to change the reality future generations will experience. That’s a very simplified understanding of it but will do for the point I’m making. Just hang with me a second. Modern is the idea (again, very simplified) to reject the things you inherited. In other words to change the future you, yourself will experience by shaking off all the bullshit passed on to you from past generations. So, if you’re forced to do one or the other, which one do you choose? Modernism right? right. Why? Obviously because of the Hermeneutic Circle for those of you playing philosophy bingo.

Hemeneutic Circle(s) refer to the idea of understanding things within a context. Specifically, understanding all the parts in the context of the whole and understanding the whole within the context of the parts. So if modernists reject what the ideas they inherited, then, hermeneutically, post modernists should abandon the idea of changing the reality of future generations as wildly optimistic. After all, it would only take another modernist movement within the context of the future generations to undo the postmodern agenda right? But you say, maybe the postmodernist don’t subscribe to hermeneutic circles, which is a great point except that postmodernism spawned hermeneutic circles.

See, pretty simple.

But how does it have anything to do with me continuing to write this ridiculous blog. Seems pretty disconnected, I know. But there was this guy Jean Baudrillard who said some shit that brings me back full circle:

“…reality or the principle of the “real” is short-circuited by the interchangeability of signs in an era whose communicative and semantic acts are dominated by electronic media and digital technologies. Baudrillard proposes the notion that, in such a state, where subjects are detached from the outcomes of events (political, literary, artistic, personal or otherwise), events no longer hold any particular sway on the subject nor have any identifiable context; they therefore have the effect of producing widespread indifference, detachment and passivity in industrialized populations. He claimed that a constant stream of appearances and references without any direct consequences to viewers or readers could eventually render the division between appearance and object indiscernible, resulting, ironically, in the “disappearance” of mankind in what is, in effect, a virtual or holographic state, composed only of appearances.”

You get all that? yeah. What he’s saying is since I’m removed from the reader, and can’t see the impact my writing has on them, then I’m more likely to become indifferent due to a lack of context (hemeneutic circles) and this will result in the disappearance any meaning that could be inherited (modernism) and will leave a state of disconnected indifference in future generations (postmodernism). So I’m trying to figure out if writing this is to change the future I will experience or the experience future generations will experience and then I’ll know the answer.

Of course, the other way to look at it is that this blog is nothing more than typing practice and a way for me to get thoughts out of my head that I know don’t matter to keep them from littering the place up. Just sayin’

Don’t over-think anything I write here and we’ll all get along just fine.

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uh-hu

17 May

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Desperation

14 Apr

I have found an image that more sincerely illustrates Desperation than anything I’ve ever seen. Enjoy, my peeps. I’m Back Baby!!

desperate

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ASS Wednesday

17 Feb

“Remember (O man) that you are dust, and to dust you shall return”

“Repent, and believe the Gospel,”

“Turn away from sin, and be faithful to the Gospel.”

I love Ash Wednesday!! People with no other outward sign of insanity (presumably because they hide it well) walk around with black crosses on their forehead. On one hand it does make the crazy people easier to spot. But on the other hand it does kinda make me sad.

I guess I’ll find solace in the fact that its also National no smoking day in Ireland.

Oh and the countdown is on for the Zombie Jesus Jamboree: Dirtnap 2010 46 days and counting.

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For my valentine

14 Feb

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27 Jan

Well, there are only three days left in my current weekday habit. I came in a couple hours early due to my concern about getting everything done by Friday. I’m backing up my work computer to a usb drive, as is my custom, cause someone is always looking for something I might have had and I’ll never be able to remember where on the network I moved it to right before I left. Interesting fact about that: My desktop folder is 53 GB. And I mean the desktop folder, not my whole machine. Apparently the extra real estate you gain from dual monitors resulted in me acting like this is my first computer and I don’t understand how the whole “folder thing” works.

Anyway, gotta boogie.

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work and other tragedies.

16 Jan

It is my policy not to discuss work other than in passing. But I’m sure my readers assumed I work, well maybe not both my readers but at least one of them must have. Well, as of Friday, I resigned my position and my last day will be Jan 29th. Its not necessary that I mention the company by name or get into the reasons I’m leaving. That would be inappropriate. All I will say is that I learned a lot, had more good times than bad, and made some new friends.

So, what the hell am I going to do? Well, I’m going it alone. Freelance. In other words, I’m going on a ramen noodle diet. So I’ll be setting up the Valence Street site again, starting a twitter and facebook presence….you know, all the shit you have to do to get the word out that you’re starving to death due to a lack of work. Alright, enough of that. I’m actually very excited about this opportunity. I’ll be prosthelytizine how amazing I am at what I do. Hey, it worked for the Christians right? I’ll do my best not to project that whole, Amway/Life Insurance salesman thing. But, lets face it, if I’m going to do this I need to find some work.

By now you must be thinking….’wow, you are a really impressive unemployed person. how can i help?’. (i always imagine other people think in lower case.) Well, I’ve anticipated your desire to help someone so amazing as myself and have devised several options:

  1. If you would like to send Money you can send it to Haiti through the Red Cross or other respectable organization.
  2. If you would like to send Food you can send it to Haiti through the Red Cross or other respectable organization.
  3. If you want to send Clothing you can send it to Haiti through the Red Cross or other respectable organization.

I think you get my point. I mean really, those cats down there are fucked. So if anyone can help out at all I think its the right thing to do. There aren’t a lot of opportunities to help someone un-fuck their life. Don’t miss this one.

And on a more inappropriate note, anyone who’s ever given money to Pat Robertson, or any of his ilk, I want you to figure out how much money you’ve given over the course of your lifetime, double that amount and send it to Haiti right away. Stupid doddering old man makes me…I’ve known a few doddering old men in my time. Hell, I intend to be one when I get a little older. You know what the difference is? No one is going to pay attention to me. No one is going to send me buckets of money for saying ignorant shit. Fuck that guy. I hope his ass falls inside out.

And just in case you missed what I’m referring to, you can read this: I’m linking to another site cause I don’t even want his face on my site.

Haiti – Help – Do it.

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Truths

11 Jan

There aren’t a lot of universal truths in the world. And I’ve checked so just take my word for it. One universal truth is that when given the opportunity, put another log on the fire/fuel in the heater. Another universal truth, if zombie movies are to be respected, and I think they are; is that someone will always get out of the quarantine. Last night I added another universal truth to the list: If you turn on VH1 at any time day or night you’re very likely to see someone who’s competed on American Idol. I don’t really care – its just odd is all.

And on a fairly unrelated note, other than it also occurred to me last night….I grew up in Cincinnati; a town that once in my youth elected Jerry Springer mayor, who, during his term in office was forced to resign for writing a check to a prostitute (or something like that) if I’m remembering correctly. Amazingly, as high as that piece of political driftwood has been set, I am much more appalled by mayor C. Ray Nagin and wonder how many more checks he’s going to write (in come cases figuratively) before his ridiculous term in office finally goes completely flaccid. It seems to me he only has a few months left to hump that dying carcass that is New Orleans’ quality of life. He’ll have to hurry if he wants to get back to the political frat house before the date-rape-drugs wear off. Again, I don’t really care – its just odd is all.

As I was writing this, a commercial came on for “Perfect fit button”. Its a button with the back like an ear ring that you can move around on your pants so they’ll fit. “When you lose weight just move the button” seem a bit optimistic to me. Kinda like chicks on the home pregnancy test commercials being happy when its positive – I’m not saying it never happens, I’m saying it probably not the norm. And if you’re buying a button that you can move around on your pants so they’ll fit I can’t help but think the fact that your Triathlon training has been going especially well was not the inspiration for the purchase. I want about a thousand of those buttons so I can completely bedazzle a Rolling Elvi jumpsuit for Mardi Gras with them.

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New year’s Eve

31 Dec

Blue Moon
you saw me standing alone
Without a dream in my heart
Without a love of my own

Blue Moon
You know just what I was there for
You heard me saying a prayer for
Someone I really could care for

And then there suddenly appeared before me
The only one my arms will hold
I heard somebody whisper please adore me
And when I looked to the Moon it turned to gold

Blue Moon
Now I’m no longer alone
Without a dream in my heart
Without a love of my own

And then there suddenly appeared before me
The only on my arms will ever hold
I heard somebody whisper please adore me
And when I looked the moon had turned to gold

Blue moon
now I’m no longer alone
Without a dream in my heart
Without a love of my own

Blue moon
Now I’m no longer alone
Without a dream in my heart
Without a love of my own

**********
You know
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New Year’s Eve

31 Dec

I was going to write a long, boring post looking back over the last year. I still may. But this morning I feel like maybe we just listen to a song. I want to pull into the end of the year like a train into the station after a long, long trip.

back to you, Tom…

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